So, my wife is withholding the lovin from me for a short while - TopicsExpress



          

So, my wife is withholding the lovin from me for a short while because I decided to have a few too many beers on Saturday in Jasper when I was supposed to be Romantic Ryder, but turned into Gluggy (my super cool and obnoxious alter-ego). Shes been having a lot of fun with the ban, teasing me and such, if you can believe it. Well, I decided two can play that game. While she was getting ready for work just now I was showering next to her and threw my glistening naked body against the see-through door during a dance routine I created just for her. The door opened (as they do) and I fell out. Physically Im fine, but mentally Im slightly damaged. As I laid there naked, wet, and vulnerable, she somehow managed to resist the wild temptations Im sure she experienced of lifting the ban, and gettin right at it. Back to the drawing board...
Posted on: Mon, 12 Jan 2015 22:02:08 +0000

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