So one time me go country go spend holiday, did look a country girl cause me hear them can cook good and see cause me love mi belly me seh chru, mah guh gi her a talk so anyway now me get her and ting and one satuday she seh me must come link her but a Albertown she live and me nuh really know dah side deh so she call and a direct me, reach a albertown now Me : bbz me reach a the church, weh me must do now? Girl : u have two way fi reach a mi yard, the long way a guh be bout 25 minutes walk cause taxi nuh run up here Me : wah?? O.o Girl : eazy bbz take the short cut to the right of the church, the part weh look bush up Me : me nuh like dem bush supm deh enuh, u sure that safe? Girl : yea bbz just walk straight Me : *start walk through bush and reach a one part weh the shortcut split inna 4 paths* BBC! a which rass shortcut have 4 bbc path *send please call me and mi phone ring* Girl : yea bbz weh u deh? Me : the shortcut split inna 4 enuh !! Girl : bbz just take the ... *Phone cut off* Me : kmft, weh mi fi do now gyal better can cook good enuh *enie, meanie, minie, mo* a must dah way yah so me start walk again and reach a one point weh the shortcut split again inna two so me decide seh me a guh turn back when me look round, damn short cut weh me a come from, me see 3 paths. FOKE. and this is why, me nuh talk to country girl. so a nuh cause some a unu black... Honestly I prefer fair nd dark complexion Girls more
Posted on: Tue, 19 Aug 2014 23:35:50 +0000
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