So, playing the martyr, I decided to show up at my job to feed the birds and inspect the parking lot, even though we were closed due to ice. So proud of myself was I for remembering my keys and not slipping and falling on my a##. I unlock the door, feed the birds and realize that I have to go and reset the furnace. It is FREEZING. Holy fear and despair!!!!! With goosepimpled arms I made my way to the basement, through the darkened hallways, praying to any and every god known to mankind (at the top of my lungs). I knew full well that when a demon sucked me into the furnace, there would be nobody to hear my bloodcurdling screams. Whew, reset the button and made it out of there alive and extra proud of myself. So, off to look for salt to throw around the parking lot. Found the salt and went outside with a smile on my face thinking about how pleased my coworkers were going to be in the am. Hummed to myself happily until I realized that I had locked myself out of the building, with no phone, no nothing. Had to go the lawyers office next door and ask to use their phone in order to call my co-worker to come and unlock the door for me. My co-worker, not recognizing the caller did not answer the phone immediately. For a moment I actually thought that I might have to loiter at the attorneys office indefinitely. I became so desperate that I actually began eyeing up the cigarette butt can in search of a nicotine fix. Finally my co-worker answered the phone and promised to come and unlock me!! Thank you dear Carmen for not prolonging my humiliation and coming and unlocking the door and preventing me from smoking a cigarette butt.
Posted on: Mon, 12 Jan 2015 18:02:27 +0000
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