So since tomorrow is Thanksgiving we shall put aside the state jokes for the night and go with some very corny jokes related to said holiday ....so here we go .... Why did the police arrest the turkey? (They suspected it of fowl play!) If April showers bring May flowers, what do May flowers bring? (Pilgrims!) What smells the best at a Thanksgiving dinner? (Your nose!) What should you wear to Thanksgiving dinner? (A har-vest!) If the Pilgrims were alive today, what would they be most famous for? (Their age!) What do you get if you divide the circumference of a pumpkin by its diameter? (Pumpkin pi!) What key wont open any door? (A turkey!) Why did the turkey cross the road? (It was the chickens day off!) What do you get when a turkey lays an egg on top of a barn? (An eggroll!) Where do you find a turkey with no legs? (Exactly where you left it!) What do you call it when it rains turkeys? (Foul weather!) Which side of a turkey has the most feathers? (The outside!) Whats the most musical part of a turkey? (The drumstick!) What happened when the turkey got into a fight? (He got the stuffing knocked out of him!) :)
Posted on: Thu, 27 Nov 2014 00:41:47 +0000
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