So the olé chocolate candy bars are making their rounds at my work today and I thought about buying some. But then I remembered.....The wife! Serena Pierce Shoemaker Lets look at the record shall we! 1) ate 99% of all candy bars I bought at work last year. 2)Bought a gallon of chocolate ice cream on labor day and I got one scoop. 3) I only get one piece of chocolate birthday cake from each family member a year so thats 4 including my own birthday. They are all mysteriously gone before I get home from work. 4) I buy jumbo nestle Quick chocolate powder for milk and get one glass before that disappears quietly also. 5) I get one glass of Fridays Chocolate bottle of liquor, she downs the rest ...fast! 6) Halloween she gives me the sweet tarts she swipes from our daughters trick or treat bags and keeps all chocolate for herself! 6) and lastly she did the unspeakable! She Stole My Butterfinger my daughters gave me for my birthday ! So Im not buying no chocolate up here at work today! Instead Im thinking of just going home and punching my wife in the nose! ): |
Posted on: Wed, 10 Sep 2014 17:03:57 +0000
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