So, the people that live near me are screaming at each other. The dude is yelling and cussing at the chick and the chick is doing the same thing. Anywhoo, I decided to get them to shut up. I pulled out my clarinet thing from fourth grade and start playing Mary Had A Little Lamb. Next thing I hear is this: nothing. Pure silence. Then in a gruff voice: Was that goddamn Mary Had A Little Lamb? My work here is done.
Posted on: Sat, 04 Oct 2014 00:23:01 +0000
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