So there I was innocently driving home from work, minding my own automobile commuter business, when I am dang near ran off the road by an dive bombing kamikaze aeroplane. Little blue and yellow two seater jack bum of an aeroplane was only about 5 feet over the car in front of me, creating semi-panic state in meself... I reckoned I had two options 1. death by car accident with aeroplane or 2. death by firey wreck in corn fields and well the first is a way more exciting story for you all to tell and I didnt want to ruin all that corn... so I risked staying on the road, said a little prayer and the blue and yellow attack plane missed me and bubba volvo in front of me. Not exactly sure what to do, but reasonably convinced the 45 Spur is not a runway and semi uncomfortable with dive bombing aeroplanes, I pulled out my mobile telephone of a device to call in the National Guard, Mounties, or FAA. Being unsure of the jurisdiction of aeroplanes versus cars, I opted for the county sheriff,I know youre not the aeroplane police but this little blue and yellow jack bum of an aeroplane is trying to get us... (slightly edited for Facebook edition) Sheriffs response,youre not the first one to call. Weve got an officer enroute... but I am not really sure what we are going to do when we get there. Comforting words... Now, I cant be sure but I think maybe the Canadians are invading (or maybe I think that because I watch too many John candy movies) Any who thought I would warn yall to be on the look out for attack planes. At least this hour commute had something more exciting than corn fields adn road kill... -written in Midwestern accent since I was in corn fields...
Posted on: Tue, 05 Aug 2014 22:00:03 +0000
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