So there is a woman in my shop just going ballistic because I wont let her eat a pizza in my front lobby. We have been going back and forth a bit already and I have decided she is so rude that I am going to have to throw her out. However, she then hands me this little gem....and as anyone can tell you...I cant pass up sarcastic fun. Pizza Eater: I know the owner pal! When I am done talking to him you are gonna be fired! Thats right bud, you are gonna lose your stupid minimum wage job. Me: I dont make minimum wage maam. PE: Whatever bud...you are still gonna lose your job! Me: Well, if you want to talk to the owner.... PE: You bet your ass I do, give me his number! Me: I thought you knew him....dont you already have his number? Pretty sure most of his friends have his number. PE: Its in my other phone smartass. We people of class have more than one phone. Me: Look maam.... PE: NO! You look, you rude ass. Give me the owners number, right now. Me: Im rude? Maam there are seven signs that say No outside food or drink. Which you ignored. I politely asked you to keep the food outside, which you also ignored.....when you sat down and ate the food I again asked you to take the food outside and again you ignored me....all this and I am the rude ass? PE: I am done talking to you, I am gonna call my friend and get you fired. Now give me that number. Me: ok....here it is PE: Hello, is this the owner of The Wild? Me: Yes. PE: Hello, yes, the man you have working right now was extremely rude to me. Me: Really... PE: Yes, he was very rude. Me: I am sorry you feel that way. PE: He also hit on me and wouldnt take no for an answer. I mean, I like this place so I am not going to sue you, but he kept touching me. If you dont want to be sued you should do something about that. Me: Oh dont worry maam I am gonna do something about that. PE: Good Me: Get your child and get the hell out of my shop. You are banned for life. PE: What!? You are kicking me out! Me: Maam, turn around . Get your kid and get out. I dont need people like you in my shop.
Posted on: Fri, 07 Nov 2014 02:54:37 +0000
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