So there was this guy that just had one eye. He was too poor to afford a glass eye, so he had to use a wooden one. He was always real self conscious about it, though, which hindered his social life. But one time, he got up the nerve to go to a dance. There was a girl there with a hare lip and she wasnt dancing with anyone. So he walked up to her and said, Would you like to dance? She said, Would I! Would I! And he hollered back Harelip! Harelip!
Posted on: Sun, 19 Oct 2014 04:12:35 +0000
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