So this is the Russian Yesterday Live sketch of Eurovision, made in 2011. Below is my translation. youtube/watch?v=NAV9Iacc-QY START AT 3:00. I have skipped the studio bits, this is just the points and the lounge scenes. (Action) is well, for actions and *blah blah* means this is actually said in English. By Russian people. XD ----- (3:00) This guy: Hello Europe, Cyprus is live! Were giving out 12 points to... (shrugs, whatever) Greece! That guy: Hola, Europe, Spain is live! And our points go to (whatever) Andorra! Yulia Tymoshenko lookalike: Hello, Dusseldorf! Ukraine is live! We all really liked the group from France, the Germans had a great song, the Spanish dance was excellent, and our 12 points go to Russia! Hatted dude: Hello Europe! Slovenia is live! And were glad to see that gas pipeline going across the south of our territory! And now the results! 8 points go to Russia! 10 points go to Russia! 12 points go to Russia! 27 points go to Russia! (He raves on; I couldnt make bits out) Host: Thank you, thank you, Slovenia, now we go to Hungary... Male!Hetalia!Hungary lookalike: Hello Germany! 12 points go to Hungary! ...What do you mean, we cant vote for ourselves? Who else is going to give us 12 points? Fine, they go to (whatever) Albania... (Switch to the Albanian lounge, much cheering and flag waving) Boss dude in suit: Shut up! What are you so happy about, huh? What if we win, God dammit? Wed have to host Eurovision then; we need cash for that! You got money? You got money? (to waistcoated singer) And you... why did you sing so well? (smiling and waving, back to the studio) (SKIP TO 5:27) APH!Turkey lookalike: Ah, Guten Tag, Germany! Live from Turkey! And 12 points go to... Albania! Albanian boss: (counts money) All of you, all of you! On the table, now! Turkey: And 0 points go - what do you mean, we dont have to say who gets 0 points? Of course we need to! And 0 points goes to Greece! Got it? ZEEROOO, hahaha... Dashing Romanian: Hello, Dusseldorf! Romania is live! And 12 points goes to... Moldova! *flashy pose* Loud shirt guy: Hello Europe! Moldova is live! And were giving 12 points to Albania! (Romanian guy walks on, internally going WHYYY??) (Albanians party, while the boss tries to kill the singer) Boss: (to others) Sit down! Suity dude: Hello Europe, Belarus is live! 8 points go to... *help!* Ukraine! *help!* 10 points to *help!* (disconnected) (SKIP TO 7:51) (Albanian boss is on sofa, calling) Boss: Hello? Swiss Bank? Can you take out a loan for €10 million if you have an Albanian passport? ...Where? (Line goes dead, he kicks the singer) American guy: *Hello Europe!* 12 points from the United States go to the United Kingdom! ...What do you mean, the USA isnt in Eurovision? Were in everything! ;) Wrong flag guy, sorry: *Good evening, Europe.* Live from the United Kingdom. Our country is the birthplace of The Rolling Stones, The Beatles, Queen and Elton John. ...What do we have to do, vote for one of THIS LOT? Fine, then the 12 points can go to, say, Albania... (Boss resorts to desperate measures) --- Hope you enjoyed it :)
Posted on: Fri, 02 May 2014 20:55:22 +0000