So this morning when I got to work, I grabbed the snow shovel and cleared out my customers walkway. Then I went around to the office entrance, so my mail guy wouldnt slip and fall on the ice and snow when he brought my mail. Im telling you, Im a cautious and thoughtful mail goober. As I walk around the front of the building, I find a patch of ice in the driveway, cleverly disguised with about 1/2 inch of freshly fallen/blown snow. Looking absolutely NOTHING like Peggy Fleming, both feet go out from underneath me to the right. I land on my left knee, thigh, hip and then whack my shoulder and rib cage on the picnic table. For a minute I lay there, thinking Man, I hope nobody saw that. Then when I tried to get up, I lay there thinking Man, I wish somebodyd seen that so they could come help me up.
Posted on: Mon, 07 Apr 2014 19:41:05 +0000
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