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So to carry on my status .funny as...on me way home from work today I realise I got no cash so decide to go to the cashpoint at shorts town tesco....go to cashpoint..no probs...turn round.....wtf...no van.....wheres my fukin van.....its been nicked...hold on..I got the keys so nope...oh fuk...ummm.hand brake not engaged...van rolled down road..just missed tesco delivery lorry and smashed into what is now a bent metal railing....did I laugh....pissed me self senseless....it was so fkin funny...no damage to van.woohoo
Posted on: Fri, 03 Oct 2014 19:13:29 +0000

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