So today I had some 5 guys burger and fries and coffee... all of a sudden on the job... had to poo.... Rushed to Safeway down the street and on the way to the can I saw this beautiful woman with hips so wide she would have to walk sideways through a doorway, hair down to her ass and a killer smile. I had dirt all over me, my beard is almost homeless status and I had a bunch of blood on my shirt from my hand getting cut earlier. She was eyeballing me and started playing with her hair (I am slow on woman signs but I know playing with hair)... I had to bypass her to avoid an embarrassing situation but I looked back and she was playing with her hair and smiled at me... When I got out of the shitter she was gone... I guess I would have never seen her if I didnt have to poo but I couldnt talk to her for the same reason... I guess what they say is true the poo giveth and the poo taketh away
Posted on: Sun, 13 Apr 2014 23:07:27 +0000
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