So, today I started writing the struggles of living with three women. It includes - Being unable to leave my facebook logged in as my kids will find it and post silly status messages. Having no money because my kids take it all. All my underwear is covered in pink flowers and beaches because I ask my wife and kids to get me some and they pick pretty ones. Being only able to have vanilla ice cream even when various flavours are on offer. Being struck down with bad wind every time I have a curry. Wanting to wear a dress but being unable to as my daughters pink one with butterflies does not fit. Owning nothing in the house but the lawnmower. Having a bedroom thats pink and covered in flowers. Being unable to search things online because my kids being on Netflix gives the internet the speed of a sloth. Breaking my high heels while on site in London. AND I CANT FIND MY LIPSTICK.
Posted on: Mon, 04 Aug 2014 11:00:17 +0000