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So tonight some neighbours knock on my door, bearing large golf club, telling me some b@stard tried to get into their kitchen window - WHILE THEY WERE FIVE FEET AWAY FROM HIM! We pay a fortune for the security here. Called Parkview Police - they couldnt make it as they had another break in up the road. The security company sent a couple trucks and four guys. Where are the blokes who are concerned that people have pot plants on their balconies when you need them? Not to worry . . . I put on my cape and tiara, did a whip around the building to check the burglar was gone and came back into my warm apartment. Unarmed. Like a Boss.
Posted on: Sun, 31 Aug 2014 19:43:03 +0000

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