So we all know that there are interesting people on this planet. I have to share a recent airbnb message thread we received. Here is how it started. Prospective BnB guest writes Hi, Would I have exclusive use of this boat for my 100.00 per night or would I have to share it with others as it sleeps 8? Also, is there a Smart Meter on this boat and is there free parking nearby? We write back, Yes, for one or 2 guests, $100/night will reserve you the entire boat with no other guests aboard. Plenty of free parking. What is a Smart Reader and why do you ask? Regards, Ashley. Guest writes back, Smart Meters are what replaces the old analog meters that were on the sides of peoples homes for decades and Smart Meters are bad for human health because they emit EMFs. Heres the best website I know explaining the science (website hidden)/ I thought that since this is a boat it may not have one. Id be interested if it does not have one. Thanks So we quietly decline the reservation inquiry, for obvious reasons. Then we get, Hi, I got this email but there is not writing and so Im just writing back to see if you maybe forgot to say something? So, since sometimes I just cannot help myself, I write back, Sorry, we will not be able to accommodate you, our boat has very high levels of EMF emissions including802.11b, satellite navigational equipment, multiple VHF and SSB radios, a cellular repeater and being near an airport the aliens are sure to find you unless you have a very heavy duty tinfoil hat. Thanks for the inquiry though. YIKES! Does this person even know what EMF is, or that it comes from every bit of electronic do-dad around us and especially from a computer which they were using to look up the EMF from smart meters is contributing to the end of the world website? Im certain its all a government plot to implant technology into our heads to make us into duracell batteries, I need a new tinfoil hat.
Posted on: Fri, 07 Mar 2014 06:25:13 +0000
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