So, were sitting on the back porch enjoying a cocktail and I notice a Mockingbird attacking something in the yard repeatedly. Being the brave protector of my domain, I grab Grunions driver which is next to me on the porch. And with no thought or regard to my own personal safety I go and investigate. It was a 74 foot Anaconda. At least I think. It was at least 74 feet and most likely an Anaconda. Theyre native to the Caney Valley Coastal region you know. It coiled and was prepared to strike, but I struck a fatal blow or 19 to its head before it had a chance to strike a death blow to me. Between me and the Mockingbird, that snake never had a chance. Southern Washington County and the Greater Vera Metroplex is a safer place to live tonight thanks to me and that Mockingbird. No need to thank me,,,, Its what I do. Smooches.
Posted on: Sat, 12 Jul 2014 02:57:18 +0000
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