So when I get bored (which is quite often in seafood) I like to go over to other departments and help out. Today I was in LaCarte and I was learning how to make calzones. You have to roll the dough out to make a triangle form and yada yada yada, but thats not the point of this story. You ready to laugh? So I show my rolled out triangle to the dept manager and welp, Ill just give you the play by play. If you knew these people it would be that much more hilarious 😂👌😆 the names were changed to protect the innocent ☺️ Me: Hey, look at my triangle it looks like a phallus! LaCarte manager: [snickers] haha, why yes it does [she proceeds to put a slit in the tip to make it official] [ I walk over to another associate to tell her about my creation] Me: [whispers in her ear] Hey Rhonda, I just made a phallus! Rhonda: [looking perplexed] A phallus? Whats a phallus? [looks around for an answer] Me: 😂👌😆 Oh Rhonda, you know what a phallus is, dont you? Rhonda: [still looking perplexed] Whats a phallus? [asks again but louder this time] Whats a phallus? Isnt that a lie? Me: 😂😆😭 shhhhh! no, youre thinking of fallacy and thats a lie. Why dont you go and ask Monica what it is. [Monica walks by] Rhonda: Hey, whats a phallus? Monica: 😳 [walks away] [Laughter roars through the department] Rhonda: Whats a phallus?! Just tell me. Is it a dirty word?? Me: [whispers in her ear] its a p_n_s Rhonda: [blushing] 😳 oh, Im going to go home and tell my husband he has a phallus. Me: 😂👌😭😂😆😂👌 Hey Rhonda, do you know what coitus is? Rhonda: is this another one of your dirty words Jessica? Annnnnnnd ya, theres more but thats the gist of it. Hope yall had a good of a laugh as I did. 👌👍✌️
Posted on: Thu, 08 Jan 2015 02:40:55 +0000