So, with all of the horrible news of late, and the raw emotions appearing on Facebook, Fred needs a break. So, as it is the Christmas shopping season, and time is getting short, Fred has decided to hit the Malls. Why? Because Fred has a Devil May Care attitude. (Possibly translated as a Death Wish....but, time will tell). Fred is going to be the guy walking slowly down the middle of the walkway, whistling Christmas songs out of key. Hes going to chat up the cashiers about how busy it is today and if it was this busy last night? Or last year? When do the after Christmas sales kick in? Then hes going to walk into the parking lot where harried shoppers are looking for that parking place that ensures the least amount of steps to the Mall door. Hes going to remotely unlock his doors, which cause his reverse lights to come on, indicating his intent to back out. Except, theres nobody in the truck. Hell watch traffic stack up and listen to the symphony of car horns playing what can only be described as Christmas Chaos. Yes, Fred can feel the seasons enchantment washing over him as he types. Enjoy the season, everybody! Fred will be out with bells on. Seriously. An outfit with bells. Its awesome.
Posted on: Sun, 21 Dec 2014 14:19:51 +0000