So you wanna be hip? Alright bro, follow Me. First, lets get you some cut off pants, some small tees and a Jansport backpack. Now theres a few things youve gotta remember; #1. Never, NEVER move around at a show. You stand there with your arms folded and give the occasional, inaudible yeah. Make sure you have a PBR in one hand too, extra points for a craft beer. #2. There are three writers youve gotta know 1. Bukowski 2. Bukowski 3. Bukowski (Kurt Vonnegut if youre reading this in 2011) Make sure to upload some pictures of yourself reading as well. Extra points if you have two fingers in front of one of your eyes. #3. We usually have about 17 people at a party. This does not mean its lame, but rather exclusive. Remember that, and keep telling yourself youre cool and elite. The other 300 people on the invite page just dont get it. Nerds. #4. When asking people to explain what your Math band sounds like tell them its Jazzy. It doesnt matter if you cant tell a Maj 7th chord from a minor 12teenth chord, youre good enough to rank yourself up there with an elite category of musicians. Period. #5. Remember, youre never alone brother, were all in the same boat. Trying to cover up four years of humiliation in high school behind a smug, rough exterior...ORGCORE!!
Posted on: Wed, 29 Oct 2014 15:46:31 +0000
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