Some New Years resolutions for Utah drivers: 1) Do not slow - TopicsExpress



          

Some New Years resolutions for Utah drivers: 1) Do not slow down for green lights. 2) Do not inexplicably floor it when a car in the lane to your left and ten car lengths ahead of you signals to the right. 3) Do not pass up several opportunities to exit a shopping center and then turn like a bat out of hell across three lanes of traffic. 4) Do not merge due to a temporary lane closure, pass the point at which a lane is closed, and immediately stop your car in apparent confusion as to the fate of the people in the now closed lane. 5) If you cannot accomplish #4, then at least merge, period. 6) Do not drive on open stretches of I-15 at 65 MPH in the left lane. 7) Do not drive down a heavily trafficked, completely iced over Parleys Canyon at 65 MPH. 8) Do not attempt to drive and parent simultaneously. With the exceptions of #6 and #8, this crap does not occur in any other state. #OurLovelyDeseret
Posted on: Thu, 01 Jan 2015 02:46:21 +0000

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