Some collections by English Teachers: • “Her face was a perfect oval, like a circle that had its two sides gently compressed by a ThighMaster. • His thoughts tumbled in his head, making and breaking alliances like underpants in a dryer without Cling Free. • He spoke with the wisdom that can only come from experience, like a guy who went blind because he looked at a solar eclipse without one of those boxes with a pinhole in it and now goes around the country speaking at high schools about the dangers of looking at a solar eclipse without one of those boxes with a pinhole in it. • She had a deep, throaty, genuine laugh, like that sound a dog makes just before it throws up. • Her vocabulary was as bad as, like, whatever. • He was as tall as a six-foot, three-inch tree. • The revelation that his marriage of 30 years had disintegrated because of his wife’s infidelity came as a rude shock, like a surcharge at a formerly surcharge-free ATM machine. • The little boat gently drifted across the pond exactly the way a bowling ball wouldn’t. • McBride fell 12 stories, hitting the pavement like a Hefty bag filled with vegetable soup.” HAPPY TEACHERS DAY!
Posted on: Thu, 05 Sep 2013 08:51:00 +0000
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