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Some daft nincompoop left a large fresh loaf and a tub of lurpak on the dining room table .... And is consequently dealing with a hyperactive mountain Doglet this morning ..... The solution is obviously to take Chewbacca on a very long walk .... What could possibly go wrong !? Well its rained a little bit here in deepest darkest Kent ... So as well as being splattered by the almost white vans going past us in the road we also find the field is extremely soggy and sticky and rather puddly ! So as the doglet has his own distinct ideas about which direction to walk across the fields its sure to coincide with the exact moment that one of my feet has got stuck in a particularly sticky and grabby puddle whilst my other foot has slid off in the same direction as the dog is pulling me ... and to top it all i landed on the two bagger i was carrying which was good enough to explode as i landed on it ... Did I mention he had eaten bread and butter !!! Ok which one of you is it that I can hear sniggering ??
Posted on: Thu, 18 Dec 2014 11:31:01 +0000

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