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Some days Just nothing goes right! LOL Hell of a Day There I was sitting at the bar staring at my drink when a large, trouble-making biker steps up next to me, grabs my drink and gulps it down in one swig. Well, whatcha gonna do about it? he says, menacingly, as I burst into tears. Come on, man, the biker says, I didnt think youd cry. I cant stand to see a man crying. This is the worst day of my life, I say. Im a complete failure. I was late to a meeting and my boss fired me. When I went to the parking lot, I found my car had been stolen and I dont have any insurance. I left my wallet in the cab I took home. I found my wife with another man... And then my dog bit me. So I came to this bar to work up the courage to put an end to it all, I buy a drink, I drop a capsule in and sit here watching the poison dissolve; and then you show up and drink the whole damn thing! But, hell, enough about me, how are you doing?
Posted on: Sun, 31 Aug 2014 07:09:54 +0000

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