Some jokes left for us by Joan Rivers, laughter is the best medicine: I dont exercise. If God had wanted me to bend over, he would have put diamonds on the floor. Thank God were living in a country where the skys the limit, the stores are open late and you can shop in bed thanks to television. I was born in 1962 and the room next to me was 1963. Im no cook. When I want lemon on chicken, I spray it with Pledge. I am definitely going to watch the Emmys this year! My makeup team is nominated for Best Special Effects. At my age an affair of the heart is a bypass! A child can be taught not to do certain things, such as touch a hot stove, pull lamps off of tables, and wake Mommy before noon. Love may be a many-splendored thing, but hate makes the world go round. If you think Im kidding, just watch the six oclock news. The first twenty-nine minutes are all about dictators and murderers and terrorists and maniacs and, worst of all, real housewives.
Posted on: Fri, 05 Sep 2014 21:07:43 +0000
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