Some of you may or may not know that my mum was a bearded lady in the circus,she doubled up as Rhona the rat woman where she sat in a small ring wearing a neglige beating off rats with an old cow bone?My father was the resident strongman and they were told in no un certain terms never to reproduce.One day whilst the old man was outside the caravan wearing his lionskin onesie and pumping huge kettle bells ,my poor old mum slipped head first out of the trailer and wedged her head and beard between the steps,rendering her defenceless and helpless.It was all,too much for Big old Hercules and he took full advantage of the situation and nine moths later I hatched out in the straw behind the lion cages?So happy Mothers Day mum ,you done good ,just look at what you created.
Posted on: Sun, 30 Mar 2014 11:58:16 +0000
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