Some people say that romance is dead. Well, if you utter any of the ten things listed below that fall under the category of Top Ten Things Not to Say on Your Anniversary you better believe that storybook romance is six feet under and there to stay. Or maybe its the perfect list to help get someone out of a bad relationship. What would work better than saying, Today is our what? or I thought we only celebrated important events? to that special someone that has caused you more pain, trouble and heartache than being a Red Sox fan. [m] q u o t e s . o f . t h e . d a y I didnt really say everything I said. --Yogi Berra The public will believe anything, so long as it is not founded on truth. --Edith Sitwell Always be nice to your children because they are the ones who will choose your rest home. --Phyllis Diller * Top 10 Things Not to Say on Your Anniversary * 10. I stopped caring about anniversaries when you stopped caring about cooking. 9. Today is our what? 8. Okay, lets celebrate, but do we have to celebrate together? 7. I thought we only celebrated important events? 6. You can celebrate anniversaries with your next husband. 5. You dont like what I pick out, so I thought why bother. 4. I got you a present worth a dollar for every time you were nice to me this year. Heres a $5 gift certificate for McDonalds. 3. If you want me to pretend like I care about our anniversary, I will. 2. You want to go out to dinner? Okay, Ill take you to Pizza Hut if itll shut ya up. 1. I thought you only had to celebrate anniversaries while you were still in love.
Posted on: Wed, 27 Aug 2014 12:34:45 +0000
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