Some shitty, misguided soul stole has kidnapped Betsy! If you don`t already know Betsy (which you probably do if you live in Basel) she is the beloved bicyle of my beloved roommate Anna. They`ve been together 7 years already, so this velo thief must be new here, and not understand the terrible wrath that is a rider separated from her steed. Who/wherever they are, they are certainly about to find out. I am sincerely asking for your help with this, dear friends. We are in a competition with the police to find this bike- and the rider- but especially the bike. If you see anything close to the depiction below, and Anna is not on top of it, please don`t hesitate to shoot first and ask questions later. Or call me (if you are not carrying artillery). Or message me (if you don`t have my number and are not carrying artillery). Also, if you see a police officer doing anything other than apparently looking for this bike, remind him as firmly as you can to do his goddamned job. Bike Stolen near the NT areal. Bike last seen at the Kaserne in Klein-Basel. **PLEASE NOTE that the hot pink handle bars are probably not hot pink anymore, look for other signs first, like an extreme look of fear and guilt on the face of the rider brought on by the prophetic nightmares they`ve been having. Thank you so much guys, this means a lot to more than one person. Also spread the news if you can. PEACE AND BLESSINGS. (Even you bike thief.. may you one day find peace...)
Posted on: Sun, 04 Aug 2013 17:51:33 +0000
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