Someone came to me upset because her man wont massage her feet and caress her toes. I let her go on and on about how she stands on her feet almost 10-12 hours a day, and how he can at least rub them. So then I looked down at her feet. I said, Take off your shoes. She looked at me all hesitant. I said, Take um off! She took off her shoes and turned her head. I said, Well, Ill be got damn! You want him to touch them hooves? Cut them claws, scrap your heels, put on a pretty toe polish, and lotion them cobs! Damn, you scaring the man! You gotta make him want to touch them. If you do it right he might just suck them! Dont you put that man through that type of abuse and psychological trauma ever again. Then you want to talk about him. B*tch, if you dont go clean them damn feet! That was the end of our love counseling session. I know shes reading this and laughing out loud. Love you Chick. :)
Posted on: Thu, 03 Apr 2014 02:18:48 +0000
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