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Someone remind me if you go outside at night, rustling around in trees and bushes turning heaters on for your birds or any pets you may have to make sure you dont come back INSIDE with a GINORMOUS palmetto bug cockroach on your head that you dont see until you are upstairs getting ready for bed, as it could decide to crawl down the side of your face causing an insane amount of stress, fight or flight screaming, flinging arms and jumping around making your husband or other household members think there is someone upstairs trying to KILL you, and then you AND the cockroach could both end up shot with your own new shiny gun... Just sayin... This didnt happen to me as I am obviously much too glamorous to have any kind of bugs on my head, clearly...im just making a general Public Safety announcement...its part of my Hands Across The Bay Work. ~Julie Weintraub with Steve Weintraub
Posted on: Mon, 10 Nov 2014 12:21:43 +0000

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