Something That, I, La Lindeaux, is Tired of Hearing About: Didja ever notice how the press is always saying The White House said this... and The White House said that. What do they have? A big effing pee-yay system with speakers all over the house and lawn, and every once in a while, they blare something that goes Now hear this! The following is an official press release from the White House. Each time, it is in a different speakers voice, in order that no one person can be quoted as being a White House spokesbeast.
Posted on: Wed, 14 Jan 2015 02:45:15 +0000