Something just for fun; from Puns for the Educated Minds 1. The fattest knight at King Arthurs round table was Sir Cumference -- too much pi. 2. No matter how much you push the envelope, itll still be stationery. 3. A dog gave birth to puppies near the road and was cited for littering. 4. A grenade thrown into a kitchen in France would result in Linoleum Blownapart. 5. Two silk worms had a race. They ended up in a tie. 6. Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana. 7. Two hats were hanging on a hat rack in the hallway. One hat said to the other: You stay here; Ill go on a head. 8. A backward poet writes inverse. 9. In a democracy its your vote that counts. In feudalism its your count that votes. 10. If you jumped off the bridge in Paris, youd be in Seine. 11. A vulture boards an airplane, carrying two dead raccoons. The flight attendant looks at him and says, Im sorry, sir, only one carrion allowed per passenger. 12. Two fish swim into a concrete wall. One turns to the other and says Dam! 13. Two hydrogen atoms meet One says, Ive lost my electron. The other says Are you sure? The first replies, Yes, Im positive. 14. Did you hear about the Buddhist who refused Novocain during a root canal? His goal: transcend dental medication. 15. There was the person who sent ten puns to friends, with the hope that at least one of the puns would make them laugh. No pun in ten did. 16. Dijon vu - the same mustard as before. 17. Does the name Pavlov ring a bell? 18. Reading while sunbathing makes you well red. 19. A chicken crossing the road is poultry in motion. 20. The man who fell into an upholstery machine is fully recovered.
Posted on: Wed, 31 Dec 2014 18:37:51 +0000
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