Something makes me think this farmer and the elderly lady live in Deming. Subject: This is Why We Love Old People > >>>> A farmer stopped by the local mechanics shop to have his truck fixed. > >>>> They couldnt do it while he waited, so he said he didnt live far > >>>> and would just walk home. > >>>> > >>>> On the way home he stopped at the hardware store and bought a > >>>> bucket and a gallon of paint. He then stopped by the feed store > >>>> and picked up a couple of chickens and a goose. However, > >>>> struggling outside the store he now had a problem - how to carry his > >>>> entire purchases home. > >>>> > >>>> While he was scratching his head he was approached by a little old > >>>> lady who told him she was lost. She asked, Can you tell me how to > >>>> get to 1603 Mockingbird Lane? > >>>> > >>>> The farmer said, Well, as a matter of fact, my farm is very close > >>>> to that house I would walk you there but I cant carry this lot. > >>>> The old lady suggested, Why dont you put the can of paint in the > >>>> bucket. Carry the bucket in one hand, put a chicken under each arm > >>>> and carry the goose in your other hand? > >>>> > >>>> Why thank you very much, he said and proceeded to walk the old > >>>> girl home. On the way he says Lets take my short cut and go down > >>>> this alley. Well be there in no time. > >>>> > >>>> The little old lady looked him over cautiously then said, I am a > >>>> lonely widow without a husband to defend me. How do I know that > >>>> when we get in the alley you wont hold me up against the wall, > >>>> pull up my skirt, and have your way with me? > >>>> > >>>> The farmer said, Holy smokes lady! Im carrying a bucket, a > >>>> gallon of paint, two chickens, and a goose. How in the world could > >>>> I possibly hold you up against the wall and do that? > >>>> > >>>> The old lady replied, Set the goose down, cover him with the > >>>> bucket, put the paint on top of the bucket, and Ill hold the > >>>> chickens. =
Posted on: Wed, 19 Nov 2014 20:38:16 +0000
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