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Sometimes a drunk can be to damned honest........................... A woman was shopping at her local supermarket where she selected a quart of 2% milk, a carton of eggs, a quart of orange juice, a head of romaine lettuce, a 2 lb. can of coffee, and a 1 lb. package of bacon. As she was unloading her items on the conveyor belt to check out, a drunk standing behind her watched as she placed the items in front of the cashier. He said, You must be single. The woman, a bit startled but intrigued by the derelicts intuition, looked at her six items on the belt. Seeing nothing particularly unusual about her selections she said, Well, you know what, youre absolutely correct. But how on earth did you know that? The drunk replied, Cause youre ugly.

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