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Sometimes in life we get guardian angels masked as humans. I had one of those moments in Target yesterday. I went to the bathroom (of course) and it as quiet as a pin, as usual. (Can we get some music or a fan? Or both?) And all the sudden I lose control of a gas bubble. Its racing through my system and I know nothing on earth is faster, so Im awaiting the inevitable trumpet/tuba effect from the bowl with shame. I know it will be loud. Damnit. And just as it crests my my majestic cheeks, my special fart fairy hits her flush in the adjacent stall. We were like the Thunderbirds of the digestive system, so precise, so well-timed it was a miracle. My fart was enveloped into the sonic flush like a wild lover. I emerged with my dignity intact. Come to think of it, I never even saw her emerge from her potty. Chills I tell you. Chills.

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