Sonny posted this. Great! #1 Today, 10:58 PM Pahoa Harley Grand Shovel Council Join Date: Aug 2011 Location: Hawaii Posts: 2,447 Senior Dress Code -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Many of us Old Folks (over 50) are quite confused today about how we should present ourselves. Feeling young, we try to conform to current fashions and present a youthful image. Contrary to what you may have seen on the streets, the following combinations DO NOT go together and should be avoided: 1. A nose ring and bifocals. 2. Spiked hair and bald spots. 3. A pierced tongue and dentures. 4. Miniskirts and support hose. 5. Ankle bracelets and corn pads. 6. Speedos and cellulite. 7. A belly button ring and a gall bladder surgery scar. 8. Unbuttoned disco shirts and a heart monitor. 9. Midriff shirts and a midriff bulge. 10. Bikinis and liver spots. 11. Mini skirts and varicose veins. And, most importantly: At some point you have to give upthe DAISY DUKE shorts!
Posted on: Mon, 17 Mar 2014 04:29:04 +0000