Sooo. I have a hilariously disgusting story to tell all of you from last night! Still laughing about it today... Lyranda and I were on the bus after the Superbowl. Just talking and minding our own business when I noticed a very large African American man sitting across from us dozing in and out of consciousness and looking like a bobble head... So, I nudged Lyranda (like any good best friend would do) so she could laugh.... She than replies... Thats so nasty and started laughing... which I didnt understand so I just sat there talking to her more. About a minute later she than said So you saw his pants? Realizing she was talking about the same guy I looked back to see what was so wrong with his pants..... Well... He was wearing kahki colored pants (pretty light colored) and right under where his zipper ended... started a rip in his pants that went down about 2-3 inches towards his butt... and in that hole... bulging out of his rip... was a big, ol, hairy Black ball.... I might have looked at it for a minute or longer... in disbelief before I realized that his hairy nutsack was indeed trying to escape a rip in the crotch oh his pants on the public bus....When the realization sunk in... I could NOT contain my laughter and disgust, nor could Lyranda... 15 min later, non stop-loud-laughter, we finally were able to calm down and exit the bus..
Posted on: Mon, 03 Feb 2014 18:21:49 +0000
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