Sooo I take Mummy Linda to Trentham Gardens for a smooch around the shops cos she wants something a little special for her newly decorated house! We are just walking past Yankie Candle when we feel what we thought were drops of rain. mummy Linda says oh bloody hell Ive got me washing out - I hope it isnt going to start raining - I say no its stopped we carry on walking couple of foot when I turn to talk to her to see she is covered in bird shit! She looks at me - and its like a mirror Im also covered in bird shit! Its up me face, me coat, in me mums hair on the back of her jacket......... Everywhere!!! So it wasnt raining as youve gathered -we had been shit on by a bowel filled bird !!! anyway covered in white bird shit it didnt spoli our day - but we didnt half get some funny looks!!!!!! Ya know what they say muck for luck but if I ever spot that bird its in my oven on gas Mark 5 !!!!!
Posted on: Wed, 29 Oct 2014 16:33:04 +0000
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