Soooo ... This is a bit of a story, but for those that like funny awkward stuff, you might wanna read it anyway ... So, I had that little fender bender & had to drop my car off & get a loaner car at a fixit shop ... I walk in & the rental car person happens to be a lesbian ... So were going to fill out paperwork & they are on either side of me & asking form questions & the older lady that works for the car place says, we can just double team her ... And, as im sure many of you are, after reading that, mine & the other dykes eyebrows raise as high up as they can go & i say, woah, that would sure get a lot of jokes going where i work!!! & we laughed ... The older lady i think, kinda figured it out, but she was cool, so it didnt bother her ... They asked where i work, & i said hamburger marys ... Funny to me was that the older lady had heard of us and wants to come down, but the 27yr old lesbian had not even heard of marys ... When the lesbian & i walked outside to look at the car, we were like, can you believe she said that!! and to us!! ... & we had a pretty good laugh about the double team :) ........ And then... It got worse, or funnier, or something, im not sure :) .... The guy looking at the damage on my car is going over the rest of my car, to mark down any scratches or dents that might already be there & i ask him about these tiny spots on my car, that looked like rust ... So he gets some polishing compound & buffs the spots right off!! Obviously that made me happy :) ... So were finished with the estimate & were going to shake hands, & the bottle of polishing compound is between his upper arm & his body, and it isnt closed ... Im sure you see where this is going ... His arm squeezes the bottle & some white polishing goop quirts out ... Little bits on my shirt ... But of course, 2 big globs drop on his shirt, and right on to the zipper area of his pants!!! Talk about Lol !!! :) ... He apologizes and stuff ... Awkwaaaard!!!! :) Sheesh, first double team, then splooge, doesnt sound quite right for a car repair shop experience :)
Posted on: Thu, 24 Jul 2014 20:40:15 +0000
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