Soooooooooooo ....... I cant decide whether I am freezing or hot. I got a flue shot - but as I have the immunity of a virus sucking vacuum - I caught a virus bug anyway. Clearly, I shall die soon. (You can insert your empathy and/or sympathy here.) Those of you who are also ill may commiserate as well. I myself ........ am near death. Tick tick tick tick ........ It is only a matter of time before my intestine (like an ouroboros serpent) turns inside out to feed on itself. My cannibal bones will too, chew and gnaw on themselves and each other till there is nothing but a slight bone outline of my skeleton and a settled pile of bone dust in my feet. Sinew cat-o-tails will whip whip whip and shred the meat connecting my joints. Vampire bats will suck my blood. Certainly, stretched beyond their capacity - my swollen tonsils, sinuses and glands will explode, oozing little puss filled pimples of virus infected flesh hither here, there and everywhere. Following suit, my throbbing brain, fever encased, - too will surely explode - and melt like molten cheese, draping little string shaped shards of fleshy, virus infected muscle tissue, brain matter and broken skull bits behind as evidence for a coroner to re-articulate. Maybe Ryan from Oddities can re-articulate my remains and sell them in the Obscura shop. That would be kinda sorta creepy kool. If so, I hope that he leather face sews my skin back together (and for dramatic display effect) drapes it over one of my skeletal arms. Pity I havent any tattoos ..... Perhaps the Grim Reaper holding a caduceus would be both ironic and apropos. Too bad Halloween has already passed ..... Oh whell, I shall haunt you all next year. Fare the well cruel world ..... adieu, au revoir, sayanara, adios and good bye ...... what a world, what a world, what a world ......... Oh ...... and one more thing ....... Ricola Lozenges ...... you suck. lol ..........
Posted on: Tue, 12 Nov 2013 14:53:20 +0000
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