Sophia just got married, and being a traditional Italian was still a virgin. On her wedding night, staying at her mothers house, she was nervous. But mother reassured her. Dont worry, Sophia. Luigis a good man. Go upstairs, and hell take care of you. So up she went. When she got upstairs, Luigi took off his shirt and exposed his hairy chest. Sophia ran downstairs to her mother and says, Mama, Mama, Luigis got a big hairy chest. Dont worry, Sophia, says the mother, All good men have hairy chests. Go upstairs. Hell take good care of you. So, up she went again. When she got up in the bedroom, Luigi took off his pants exposing his hairy legs. Again Sophia ran downstairs to her mother. Mama, Mama, Luigi took off his pants, and hes got hairy legs! Dont worry. All good men have hairy legs. Luigis a good man. Go upstairs, and hell take good care of you. So, up she went again. When she got up there, Luigi took off his socks, and on his left foot he was missing three toes. When Sophia saw this, she ran downstairs. Mama, Mama, Luigis got a foot and a half! Stay here and stir the pasta, says the mother. This is a job for Mama! A Italian man walking along a New Jersey beach was deep in prayer. All of a sudden he said out loud, God, grant me one wish. Suddenly the sky clouded above his head and in a booming voice the God said, Because you have had the faith to ask, I will grant you one wish. The man said, Build a bridge to Italy, so I can drive over anytime I want to. God said, Your request is very materialistic. Think of the logistics of that kind of undertaking. The supports required to reach the bottom of the ocean! The concrete and steel it would take! I can do it, but it is hard for me to justify your desire for worldly things. Take a little more time and think of another wish, a wish you think would honor and glorify me. The Italian man thought about it for a long time. Finally he said, God, I have been married and divorced four times. All of my wives said that I am uncaring and insensitive. Here is my wish: I would like to know how to make an Italian woman happy. After a few minutes God said, You want two lanes or four on that bridge? How come Italians dont like Jehovah witnesses? They dont like any witnesses
Posted on: Fri, 25 Oct 2013 12:15:19 +0000
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