Sorry, I am just getting rid of my media induced afternoon sickness. Anyway, I just watched the news and here is what the presenter said to me in a round about way: Hurry, hurry, pretend that Kate is pregnant again to make a feel-good story about the Royals in order to unify the kingdom. Also, say she has acute morning sickness which will allow us to garner soppy sympathy and support. Do not mention it is ok for this family to grow at an alarming rate whilst they suck up more state handouts than all dole scroungers and invalid people combined. No one will ever know she really is not pregnant yet, as they failed to appreciate she still had a massive baby bump last time, after having supposedly given birth a few days before. Or that her waist was to be seen as stretch mark free and as trim as a belly dancer within weeks. In addition, lets kill two birds with one stone and create a bomb alert at a major airport just so as people know we are on the ball in our efforts to overcome our terrorist threats. Yes, that should work well to lead the thick peasants a merry song and dance. After all, we cant simply burn them anymore or go to war with our cousins in order to reestablish our position, can we? Fabooka De Stait
Posted on: Mon, 08 Sep 2014 17:32:23 +0000
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