Sorry guys, but I just woke up from an awesome dream and I need to write it down lol So, I was covering a story on a new training environment for our deploying units, and guess what it involved? Zombies. Apparently, the government was preparing for a zombie apocalypse, and the MIRC was the first guinea pig to try out a tactical simulation environment with robot zombies. Problem was, something went wrong with the systems, and the level of training (like a video game) was set on Hard. Soldiers started firing shots at the robots, but as soon as the zombies heard the loud noise and yelling, more of them started gathering in our location. We didnt realize the zombies went haywire until the facility started an emergency shutdown, and we were trapped inside (obviously, they couldnt afford to have the robots escape into the public; both for safety concerns and privacy). These things were no joke too. They had monstrous strength (one of them flipped a tank), the ability to climb like a spider, good hearing and a sharp sense of smell... We were pretty lucky to not get killed. And how did we get away? With our smart thinking, patience and stealth-like maneuvering. It also helped that the zombies were pretty much slow and blind, but we had to cover ourselves in mud and dirt to camouflage and mask our smell. Oh, and the ending? The man/lab doctor who constructed the facility apologized to our General for the mishap, and said hed fix the bugs. I was like, Wait, they locked us up in an infested robot zombie facility, nearly DIED, and this guy just apologizes? Can someone punch him please?, but the General decides to play it cool (since theres really nothing we can do about it) and shakes the guys hand (best to be on his good side since we couldnt tell what his intentions were). Just as we start walking back to the buses (absolutely relieved that we were going back home), the Doc yells to us saying We look forward to your next visit! Theres a deep silence as everyone stops and looks at him like hes crazy. Then one of the younger Soldiers announce, Uh, sir. Were scheduled to come back next month with the 321st battalion. A to-be-continued dream? I dont know about you guys, but I wouldnt mind round 2 lol Now excuse me as I sell this story to Hollywood :)
Posted on: Sat, 16 Aug 2014 11:15:29 +0000
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