Sorry in advance to all my Ibadan peeps. * Only Ibadan girls use Fire Extinguisher to put off the Firewood after cooking. * Ibadan People pronounce Yvonne Nelson as Weavon Nessi. * When some Ibadan people yawn, LAWMA trucks feel jealous. * After use, Ibadan girls wash their STRAW and keep it for the next outing. * It is only in an Ibadan Fast Food that youll see Meatpie N120 and Meatpie (with Gen) N1500. * Ibadan People will have an accident, stand up, curse the driver, then fall down and die. * Ibadan girls can still ask someone in a BBM group Are you on BBM?. * A typical Ibadan Man sprays all his money at a party and treks home. * Ibadan girls still think I-pad is a PAD used to stop Menstrual Flow. * Ibadan Girls know more INCANTATIONS than BIBLE VERSES. * The world can not end tomorrow because Ibadan girls still use spoon to drink Viju milk * Its only in Ibadan that a Driver will decide to use his hand to trafficate even when the car trafficator is still Intact. * Ibadan boys are free because their Girls think KFC is a Football Club.
Posted on: Sat, 04 Oct 2014 09:39:47 +0000
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