Sounds about right..lol.. Really as ludicrous, melodramatic and hyperbolic as they are. 22 Dec 2013 - BULLETIN: (American National Information Service) Furious with US Secretary of State John Kerry’s refusal to accept recent territorial claims by the Palestinian Authority, chief negotiator Saeb Erekat walked out of peace talks with Israel. “Rejection of our legitimate claims to historic Palestinian land is beyond the orbit of acceptable preconditions,” fumed Erekat. Full recognition of Palestinian ownership of the Dark Side of the Moon is the latest demand by the PA. “If we do not own the Dark Side of the Moon, why is Roger Waters such a fixture in our narrative?” billowed Erekat. “The world is well aware of our rocket program and how vigorously we pursue the technology.” “Just because we’ve had a few launches fail and the rockets fell on Sderot does not mean our program to recapture unoccupied lunar territory is yet another failure by our leadership. The Zionist entity continues to sabotage our Right of Return to the moon.” “Zionist controlled media refuses to acknowledge how generations of Palestinians have been living successfully on the Moon. Our tents have been raised on the Dark Side of the Moon, which is why no one Earth can see them. Also, Western colonial powers keep referring to the Moon as ‘Earth’s satellite’ in a clear attempt to disavow our rightful ownership,” said Nabil Abu Rudeina, PA Chairman president Mahmoud Abbass spokesman. “Our Great Prophet Mohammud once flew to the Moon in a dream,” said Grand Mufti Mohamad Hussein. “This is why the Moon is the fifth holiest place in Islam, after our worship of the Sun God,” he expounded. An exhausted Erekat concluded by thundering, “Not only must our Right of Return to the Moon be unconditionally accepted, but no Israelis will be allowed to view the Moon at night. This is not negotiable. Furthermore, let the world be put on notice that it is the goal of the Palestinian Authority that by the end of this decade we will be circling Uranus.” Secretary Kerry did not respond to our calls or emails. An anonymous Israeli government official said, “Nu? What else is new? We are waiting for the next UN resolution condemning us for not relinquishing any claim on unoccupied lunar territory and will comment at that time.”
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