Special Chapter After a year of being a clerk I applied for a PA to an Advocate post, and I got the job. New floor and new people, the department is so big that you see new faces each day. You have to know which floor the other person is in. You cant randomly ask a person about another uyakubuza unyaka onento. Mrs Phoofolo:Akhona I need a hot cup of coffee Me:Yes maam Mrs Phoofolo:With fresh milk Me:Okay maam Mrs Phoofolo:I havent seen no cookies here Me:Ill bring them Mrs Phoofolo:And my files from Mr Khonza Me:Will do maam I went out and headed to the kitchen to prepare the beverage for the lady boss. Atleast it is not something I am not used to. I went back with a tray filled with whatever she requested. Me:Here we go maam Mrs Phoofolo:Two sugars please, one coffee and pour the milk I did and gave it to her. I went back to my desk as her PA Mrs Phoofolo:And the files? Me:Ow Im sorry maam , Ill get them now Mrs Phoofolo:Leave your problems at home dear, we dealing with serious issues here that need your full attention. Me:Yes maam Yhoo this lady it has been only 2months at work and Ive been running around these offices like a headless chicken. I went to Mr Khonzas office and was welcomed by his PA Me:Hey Miss , is Mr Khonza in his office? PA:Yes but hes busy, can I help? Me:Mrs Phoofolo sent me to get some files PA:Ohw the files, here are they She gave them to me , a pile Im telling you. Ndabuyela ke kwi office ka boss lady ndamnika Mrs Phoofolo:You are a law graduate arent you? Me:Yes maam Mrs Phoofolo:Then you should know how to go about sorting those, those are minor cases you can work them through Ow Nkosi yam andazi nto ngaphandle kwe theaory njena mna , ndizakuyi applyer phi njani ndiqinisekile zizinto zamagqwetha ezi? Ndase ndamuncu kwabaleka nebendiyazi yangathi ndenze icustomer service short course. Ndaphengulula into endingayaziyo , to the point where I called Sanga ngenxa yokuxakwa . Sanga:Mna Maka Speshy undazi ndispecialiser nge Labour nje mna , ndizakuyazelaphi lento yakho? Mna:Hayi Sanga andixakwe, Mna ndazi ntoni and bekuthiwe ndizakuba yi clerk apha andiyazi le Sanga:Mxelele akufundise umsebenzi lo sisi makangakugezeli Are you done with your work load as you busy with social calls? Watsho unongqwaza Me:Im on that maam its ... Mrs Phoofolo:Youve only been typing and doing nothing useful here. Im beginning to doubt your competences, what have you studied at your precious Wits? Ndaxakwa what she means nge precious Mrs Phoofolo:Come and get those mugs, my office is filthy Ndatatazela ndisiya kwioffice , I took the tray ndaguquka and bumped into her and dropped the tray Mrs Phoofolo:You stupid little Xhosa girl, what the hell have you done? Whose gonna clean up this carpet huh? Me:Im sorry maam My shaky voice failed me and tears welled up my eyes , ndaphakama ndiqokelela the broken pieces of the cup ndayokubeka ekitchen ndathathi mop nezinye detergents nebucket and cleaned up her office. I took back the stuff and cleaned myself up. I paged through the file and sorted taking my books . I sorted the files, yaphuma lenkalanzinzi ndashiyeka ndizamazamana nale file. Then I decided to go to Khonzas PA round about 15:50 Me:Hi can you help me out here PA:What is this? The files? Me:yes PA:Has she told you what to type? Me:No she said I should figure it out PA:You are not a lawyer you wouldnt know what questions to ask , she should tell you what to write and what to research in terms of the acts ,,,not to do her job I shrugged my shoulders ndaqonda aka understandi lo sisi ukuba uboss ufuna umsebenzi wakhe yena oluhlobo awufuna ngalo. PA:Ndine 2years ndilapha ndine Honours nje ngawe sisi, ndinalo ufifi lwezi zinto kodwa andikho qualified ukwenza umsebenzi ka Khonza Me:Ndixakiwe PA:Yilento ububonwe ukhala ekitchen emini? Jonga ke sisi akho kwamalume apha , qina umele into yakho worse ungumxhosa. Uzakucwanywa ke sisi Mna:Ndixakiwe ndikuxelele PA:Yeka tshi umxelele ukuba , awuyazi. Sizakushiya apha ke sana thina ngo 4 siyaphuma Mna:Enkosi ke ngoncedo lwakho Ndabuyela edesikeni yam, ndakhe ndazibeka ecaleni ifiles ezi. I called my main man it rang wade wayibamba Liam:My fruitcake Me:Babe, I need you Liam:Im here baby, whats up? Me:I miss you Liam:Ill see you in an hour baby Me:I love you, are you gonna cook? Liam:Ill bring take aways Me:Okay, I love you Liam:I love you my wife I hung up ndacinga oozero bam, ndajonga my pictures on my desk , a lump on my throat when I saw the picture of my angel. His life cut short right before me, kuphi na abazali kuthwa bazoncwatywa ngabantwana kodwa siyabancwaba. I locked the office ndaphuma ndaye motweni yam ndaqhuba ndaqala e after care ndathatha uLinathi ndayokujonga uAkonanga kwi sport ndaya kuLionel. Me:We gonna start at the shopping mall right? Lionel:I need new rugby boots mom Me:We will get them baby Akonanga:And me? Me:Do you need anything? Ndamjonga kwi rear view mirror, andimfuni umntana onomona Akonanga:Im kidding Me:lAndimfuni umona ke mna Akonanga:xolo Jr:Momi need a bat and a glove Me:Baby,mommy doesnt have that kind of cash. Ask daddy Akonanga:Nam ndizacela utata Mna:Good ke Sahlika eshopping complex and bought iboots zika Lionel, sayokuthenga some few stuff sayofaka emotweni, I got a call from my man Me:Babe Liam:I dont know what to buy Me:How about salads and chicken ? Lionel:Its a wednesday mom Me:Ima baby ngathi uyathetha unyanakho....uthini Leo? Lionel:Its a wacky wednesday Me:Wena Niniza ufuna iburger? Akonanga:Nope Me:Buye the salads and chicken, Lionel will have a wacky burger Liam:Okay, love you Me:Me too I drove back home, sahlika ndothula izinto ndincediswa nguLionel uMathangana wasonga izandla zakhe erhuqa ubhaka wayongena endlini. Me:Kutheni ungaphathi?UAkonanga akandiphendula I think Im talking Akonanga Akonanga:Ndidiniwe mna Me:Thina asidinwanga? Akonanga:Its your choice to carry the bags Me:Jonga ke sisi andinaxesha lazi naughty corner ndiyabetha mna Wagcwalisa amehlo ngee nyembezi uyakoyika nokubethwa kodwa usile. Consolation insert for this Molestation that just happened ...#sidliwenamacala ngoba besilahlile tjuu
Posted on: Mon, 19 Jan 2015 21:04:50 +0000
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