Speed of Sound is really funny. Our parents tell us something when we are 14+ and we hear and understand it when we are 40+. ********* Who says we dont exercise? We jump to conclusions We throw our weight around. We twist the truth. We stretch the lies. We bend the rules. We push our luck. We lift our egos. We run from tough situations... We are absolutely fit! ___________________________________ This is how, to write a love letter, in a professional manner.. Dearest Girl, I am very happy to inform you that I have fallen in love with you since Monday, the 15th of June . With reference to the meeting held between us on the 15th of june at 9.30 hours, I would like to present myself as a prospective lover. Our love affair would be on probation for a period of three months and depending on compatibility would be made permanent. Of course, upon completion of probation, there will be continuous on-the-relationship training and relationship appraisal schemes leading up to promotion from lover to spouse. The expenses incurred for coffee and entertainment would initially be shared equally between us. Later, based on our performance, I might take up a larger share of the expenses. I request you to kindly respond within 7 days of receiving this letter, failing which, this offer would be treated as cancelled and I shall be considering someone else. I would be happy, if you could forward this letter to your sister/friend, if you do not wish to take up this offer. Thanking you in anticipation. Yours sincerely, Dedicated to all the corporate guys
Posted on: Tue, 26 Aug 2014 15:04:07 +0000
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