Spike Milligan interrupts ABC News-https://youtube/watch?v=2eUSdL8bqJc home.iprimus.au/blazelands/woywoy/spike.htm Spike-Pakistani Dalek-https://youtube/watch?v=C0n88tZQc4Q “Said Hamlet to Ophelia, Ill draw a sketch of thee. What kind of pencil shall I use? 2B or not 2B?” “Money cant buy you happiness but it does bring you a more pleasant form of misery.” “Money cant buy you friends, but you do get a better class of enemy. ” “I have a body of an eighteen year old. I keep it in the fridge.” “I told you I was ill. (On his headstone)” “General: Where are you from? Spike: London. General: Which part? Spike: ... Well, all of me.” “A sure cure for seasickness is to sit under a tree.” “Waiting for the operation, there was a gentle tap on the door.In came a strapping nurse. Good morning, she shrilled, whipped back the bedclothes, upped with his nightshirt, grabbed his willy, lathered furiously around it till it looked like the Eddystone Lighthouse in a storm, then shaved the whole area till it looked like an oven-ready chicken. Excuse me, nurse, said Looney, why did you knock?” “After Puckoon I swore Id never write another book. This is it” “Life is a long agonized illness only curable by death.” “Everybody has to be somewhere!”
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