St. Patricks Day Humor What do you get when you cross poison ivy with a four-leaf clover? A rash of good luck. What do you get when you do the Irish jig at McDonalds? A Shamrock Shake Why cant you borrow money from a leprechaun? Because theyre always a little short. Why dont you iron 4-Leaf clovers? Because you don’t want to press your luck. I went out drinking on St Patricks Day, so I took a bus home... That may not be a big deal to you, but Ive never driven a bus before. Why wasnt Jesus born in Ireland? He couldnt find 3 wise men or a virgin. How can you tell if an Irishman is having a good time? Hes Dublin over with laughter! Why do people wear shamrocks on St. Patricks Day? Regular rocks are too heavy. And finally...How did the Irish Jig get started? Too much to drink and not enough restrooms!
Posted on: Mon, 17 Mar 2014 11:42:29 +0000
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