Start a mega-church, this one is pure genius. Peradventure u lose ur job or fall on hard tyms. Dnt go into depression, Just start a church, make it a purpose - build church. Tink of sometin dat men need. Tel dem u av d anoitin to provide it. Tell dem who eva wants to b a billionaire suld come to ur church. Start a few of ur messages wit THUS SAYS THE LORD. Then teach ur congregation d everlasting principles of sowing and reaping. Make sure they understand if they really want God to bless dem financially, they first av to give u the first money as possible. Create a special prayer group for billionaires and millionaires. That way if they get any new govt contract they will attribut it to d efficacy of ur prayers and credit sometin big into ur bank account. Tell evrybdy to give u dia first-fruit. That is a code word for their entire january salaries. Then come up wit imaginative offerings to collect, such as profets offering, ( u, ofcos being d profet); father, son and holy ghost offerings; Jesus will do it offering. very soon u will b flying ur own private jet to preach ur gospel in USA; u will be wearing white armani suits and jerry-culing ur hair; u will be collecting gate-fees for new year eve services; billionaires, thieves and robbers will be queuing up to ur private-secretary on the Lagos-Ibadan express way. In short u will be living large. For good measure, u will also be slapping demons out of poor bewitched damsels with impunity.
Posted on: Wed, 04 Dec 2013 07:30:57 +0000
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